Wednesday, April 02, 2008

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If you are making millions, you better be good for something.

If what you are good at is getting other people to pay for your millions, you better make sure that the other people get what they are paying for.

If you getting millions, making other people pay for your millions, and not giving us solutions even a citizen can suggest, then really, you aren't being joked about. You are the Joke.

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If you like hot nurses, you're a hot-blooded male.

If you like hot nurses appearing out of nowhere on the Internet, your hot blood probably just fried your brain out temporarily.

If you like hot nurses appearing out of nowhere on the Internet who is suddenly very interested in getting it on with someone, then really, the joke's on you.

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If you are happy for someone hooking up, you're probably compassionate. Or kay-poh. Whatever.

If you're happy for someone for maybe-hooking-up-but-you're-not-very-sure, you're probably very compassionate. Or very kay-poh. Whatever.

If you don't understand what the heck just happened, but are happy anyway, join the club. You're probably compassionate and kay-poh like me. The joke's on you. If it is a joke. Or not. Whatever.

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If you were worried that Questionable Content got hacked, you didn't realise it was April Fool's Day.

If you were worried that Questionable Content AND XKCD both got hacked, you probably didn't realise this is 2008 either.

If you were worried that Questionable Content AND XKCD both got hacked AND wondering where to get the new Axe peripheral for the Bard Hero class in World of Warcraft, you need to get out. Really. See that shiny bright thing in the sky? It's called a sun.

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There ends my round-up of the best April Fool's pranks and stunts online. Have fun all.

3 comments:

The Horny Bitch said...

opps! My april fool prank isn't a prank at all..

Khayce said...

Sokay. I was confused. Am happy for you though. After what you've been through and all.

The Horny Bitch said...

Thank u... :)